'…Universal Credit isn’t working for me. You make excuses and my money doesn’t come through.’ She sobbed now, long sniffy sobs … TRUE STORY
To cap it all, the pharmacist said no alcohol. The last refuge of a Scottish man-flu victim denied me.
It started with a tickle no sir not a trickle
In moments there is a row of scared workers, including British, EU and non-EU citizens in full view of the diners. They are searched, finger-printed and interrogated.